>Enter name

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 17th of December, is this young man's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

>Enter Name:

Gyroping Windbag

Try again idiot

>Try again

Dylan Diamond

>Examine likes and dislikes

your name is Dylan. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for DRAWING HOMESTUCK, WATCHING TV SHOWS and DISCOVERING NEW MOVIES. You like to play videogames but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for INTERNET MEMES, and are an aspiring AMATEUR ANIMATOR. You also like to play BOARD GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?